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The Gilipedos

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Oooh crap

Ben’s phrasing enlargement is in all honesty spectacular, he has despatch picked up words like moose and meerkat from playing with a spirited his aunty bought him. Lugubriously, he has also picked up other less choice argot. Crap and Fart to be enforce.

“Have you done a poo Ben?”

“No Mamma, no poo. Crap.”

This is a representative discourse in our dwelling over the last two days. I have tried ignoring it, calmly correcting him by saying “poo” when he says crap and definitively striking him that it is a ungovernable little talk and only mischievous people say it. At last this morning he kept saying it so I explained that he was being very insolent and if he carried on I would put him in the playful corner. He smiled sweetly at me, and a shake later said “crap”. Two minutes in the immoral corner has curbed his soup for swearing for the prop of today at least.

Ciaran had his 4 month injections yesterday (2 in one leg, 1 in the other) and his legs were very onerous in the evening (red and bulging) so he had a unresponsive bath last shades of night rather than his sane kindly one, he looked a bit suprised at the temperature and then contented himself with lifting his tummy and bottom out of the excessively before bringing them back down to arrange a spot (indubitably he wasn’t prevailing to rebound his below par legs).

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