01 | Autor: Gordo, riot police, Yoda, white wine and mushrooms
The first was to mind United get thrashed at Juventus in Turin. Gordo got a much bigger disciplining on the way out of the stadium from the Italian riot police who took umbrage at an irritated Gordo who wanted to get out and find a bar: the policemen smashed his kneecap with a riot baton.
The second was when Gordo found himself two hundred metres off the run aground in Forte dei Marmi, a very up market resort on the Italian Riviera. Gordo is a potent swimmer, but didn’t reckon on being caught in a ‘sink’ on a strand as flat as Blackpool. Being dragged under three times for four minutes each term was pretty tiring; then of course there was the thrill of doing ten knots towards a valid death, interrupted by the Italian equivalent of Bay Watch, three bristly Italians on a rescue boat.
Gordo still knows the Italian for “rattle-brained fat t**t”.
This fresh visit was with the weirdo that is Chris ‘Yoda’ Johnson, possessor of the Confidential favourite, Ramsons, up in Ramsbottom, a restaurant that has won the Safe Food restaurant of the year. The trip was to visit some of Chris’s Italian suppliers, dropping into Rimini Airport and driving irritated country over three terrifying days to Rome.
The flight, via Liverpool Airport and Ryanair (Chris likes a foresee) was uneventful, apart from the landing. The pilot had started the day off having a row with the missus who stormed out with the acknowledge card. Slick, the Pilot, had to bring along his son, who was on school holidays. The kid, for a snigger, had been allowed to land the plane, at such speed that Gordo’s back was not quite broken in the process. Rimini Airport is about the size of Woodford, with a much shorter runway.
Could Oksana Grigorieva Face Criminal Charges Over Leaked Phone Recordings?
LOS ANGELES
Mel Gibson has befall under harsh criticism over the course of the past week, conceded the release of multiple tapes where he can be heard embarking on an array of racist, sexist and derogatory rants, reportedly taped by his former girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.
But preordained that California upholds the two-party consent law, which deems it prohibited to tape conversations without the other party’s permission, could Grigorieva (who appears to be the injured party in this ever-evolving saga) also face some serious legal issues of her own?
“Presumptively, (taping the phone conversations in such a way) is considered unlawful, although there are certain exceptions to the penal code. It is at the discretion of the referee to decide if what Oksana did was litigious and whether action should be taken against her, and the mulct for this is at the discretion of the judge,” Los Angeles-based woe lawyer, Mark Geragos, told Pop Tarts.
However, fellow luxurious-profile Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred, who is well-known for intriguing on highly controversial cases often surrounding women’s rights, believes that the recordings will to all intents be admissible and able to be used as evidence in the couple’s caustic custody dispute.
“I believe that part or all of the recordings may fall within the lockout of the California penal code, which does not prohibit the use of recordings which could further in proving a felony crime involving violence against an sole,” Allred said.
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